The following is a true story and took place less than an hour ago. The pictures were taken after the event to help give you a glimpse into my story below.
It was a long friggen’ Thursday. A hot one too. I just wanted to get home, take a shower and relax. Luckily I got done work early and arrived home around 4:30 PM. After my shower, I dilly dallyed a bit.
I took a look at myself in the mirror and decided I wanted to put some mousse in my hair today. So I went sniffing around inside Jackie’s “glamour closet”.
I found a nice pink bottle of mousse. I shook the can a bit, sprayed in into my hand and applied it to my hair. Wait a second. What is that funky smell???
I looked at the bottle.
Okay not only was this “no touch mousse” but it was motherfuckin’ Nair Hair Remover. I fuckin’ freaked out.
I jumped into the shower with my clothes on. I hit the water and ripped my clothes off.
I quickly started washing my hair as fast as possible.
I then got out of the shower and called Jackie. I told her what happened and she thought I was joking. I started getting mad at her and I asked why the hell would I joke about this. She started laughing when she realized that this was all true. I asked her what I should do and she told me that “she knew I’d do this” when she put all of her hair products together in the closet.
It’s now about officially an hour after the incident and I’m glad to report that none of my hair did fall out. Although I keep looking in the mirror and testing it out.
I guess the moral of my story is to always double check and read the shit you use on yourself whether it’s on your girlfriend’s hair product shelf, or not.
I am speaking as a member of the media – this is the best piece of (accidental) investigative journalism I’ve ever seen on myspace. Whatever your day-job is, quit it, and pursue your dream. Because now, we know what we’ve been missing, since all this time you have been keeping your gift hidden from us. The Hard Rock Casino / Hasslehoff on a Stick was good … but this is genius. Bravo, mon frer, bravo!
Oh my God, Charlie! That is hysterically funny. I swear I wouldn’t have laughed if your hair fell out though! The only thing that probably would occur is that your hair would be thinned out a bit, nothing noticeable I’m sure. Good thing you’re quick in the shower.
Oh my god, this story soooo took me back. A girl I was friends with in high school has this same thing happen to her. Except for the fact her brother put nair in her shampoo and she actually lost chunks of her hair and had to wear a bandana for like 2 months I felt soooooooo bad for her. the school must have to because they gave her special permission so she could wear her bandanas in school. Hahahah awwwww
AHHHH I love the last pic the best. dude I leave Nair on for 5 minutes and my hair still won’t come off. you’re lucky that that product pretty much sucks. and the red bumps aferwards. oy vey
OMG! You can NEVER, NEVER, NEVER put Nair near any other products! I believe you may have a legal action against Jackie. You just keep checking that hair and keep a journal about all of your “emotional distress” and then we’ll talk…
OMG, again, THANKS for the laughs………great pics and great story, though sad it happened! like one of your other friends said, i almost peed my pants! good thing you are so quick!!!! keep up the blogs char cause they help with this az boredom! oh and you think it was hot there?
Dude- I was having a horrible day and I was laughing my ass off reading that story. The pics were a def bonus. Glad to hear the hair is good. Thanks for the laugh
OKAY OKAY… hahaha so i laughed a little and felt a little bad. AWWW I didn’t expect you to go through my stuff unless i was there….. make me wonder what else u try when i’m gone huh???????????? My lipstick looks a little low! justkidding like i said when i put my massive make up box on the lower shelf i condensed everythign together and I debating on weitehr not to put it up ther ebut i was like …. no way he’d read it before he tried it…. *ehem* hahaha guess NOT!!! glad all your hairs intact althought i’d still love you otherwise because i always say i’d like to see you hair short but hey who knows mayebe i was secretly planning an attack on you heh!!
I just let out a healthy snorting laughter after reading this blog I am glad your hair is ok. I’m laughing so much at this. Thank you for taking the pictures and posting them. I love writing and reading blogs with pictures. LMFAOOOOOOO @ that last image of the bird and nair!
LMAO so sorry to laff at ur tramatic story BUT now u know to read bottles… also, i would be sad for u if ur hair fell out i do like they way u can get ur hair taller then anyone i know;-)
Ok, that was a great story. I really liked the picture of your clothes on the floor. Your pics tell the story so well that you hardly need to write anything!
i do like they way u can get ur hair taller then anyone i know;-)
