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Creep Isn’t Radiohead’s Only Song

So the deal is you have to list six weird/strange/pet peave/unexplainable things about yourself, and after listing six things, you have to pick six other people to do this. You post a blog (or bulletin) explaining the rules and such, then message or comment the six people into doing the same.

1. When I go number 2, I prefer to be totally naked. I take it all off!

2. I hold in my sneezes cause it hurts my nose when I let it out. I know, I know, I probably shouldn’t do that.

3. I like belching in the faces of cats. I adore them though…I just like to see them sniff my burps, it’s so cute when cats smell burps.

4. I love the phrase “finger fucking” and think it’s way underused, whether you are talking about actually finger fucking or just trying to throw a curveball at someone, it’s hilarious.

5. Whenever I have a hard task to overcome, the theme music from Back to the Future (the Libyans are coming!!!) starts playing in my head. If you don’t believe me, ask John Reiser about the TV we moved out of my Mays Landing apartment. Plus the other day when I was in target with my iPod, I had it on shuffle and this theme actually came on and I had a field day walking around in there looking for a delorian.

6. Everytime I drink red bull I wonder if I’m going to have a heart attack from it. I like to overthink things sometimes, but I’m getting a lot better at just accepting the unacceptable.

And here’s who I want to do this:

Jackie, Bill, Kate, Traycee, Chris, and Kerri. Hit me up and let me know when you fill it out so I can your answers…anyone else that wants to answer can post some answers as comments below.

(PS – Thanks KAT!)

Currently listening:
I’m Not Dead
By Pink
Release date: 04 April, 2006
StacyJJ®
What do you mean “Creep” isn’t Radiohead’s only song????  (insert sarcasm here….)
Posted by StacyJJ® on Thursday, April 27, 2006 – 10:22 PM
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Billy
even i act tough , i love my friends and i know they are here for me , like im here for them… BITCH
Posted by Billy on Thursday, April 27, 2006 – 10:25 PM
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Stray Kat
lol.  i like #3 and #5.  back to the future is the shit!  also…what’s your fav. radiohead song of all time?  let me know. 
Posted by Stray Kat on Thursday, April 27, 2006 – 10:29 PM
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Apple Something

So insteresting this was.

I think the same thing about REDBULL!!!

Posted by Apple Something on Thursday, April 27, 2006 – 10:33 PM
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Katy

Katy Reiser
The title to this song completely raked me in b/c a.) I was reading about Radiohead yesterday, b.) I just finished watching an episode of the Sopranos that had portions of Kid A playing during the end credits, c.) b made me want to hear all fo Kid A, so I was listening to “How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found” when I saw this blog.   WEIRD. But overall an amusing blog. I’ll let you know when I post mine, if I can come up with shit to post.
Posted by Katy on Thursday, April 27, 2006 – 10:52 PM
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Katy

Katy Reiser
“The title to this song” = “The title to this blog”  (I’m retarded.)
Posted by Katy on Thursday, April 27, 2006 – 10:53 PM
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yes he did just what you think he said
red bull is made out of chuck norris’s pee
Posted by yes he did just what you think he said on Thursday, April 27, 2006 – 10:54 PM
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TrayCee

i posted stuff like this in my blog b4. but i will do it agai nbc u aksed me so nicely LOL

and FINGERFUKIN made me laff out loud……… bc of our earlier convo. i was talkign to dana after that and she was talking bout her car and i said “oh yeah my car needs gas too fingerfucking and the prices are so high” and she went WHAT????????????? lmao i just threw it in there for fun LOL

:-P

Posted by TrayCee on Thursday, April 27, 2006 – 11:45 PM
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Katy

Katy Reiser
Mine’s DONE.  Check it.
Posted by Katy on Friday, April 28, 2006 – 10:40 AM
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Iris

Your Answers:

1-FUNNY image 2- I do that when I am in public, because I sneeze loud. 3-Cats will sniff anything. It’s so cute how tender they are when they do. 4-Have you ever seen that finger bang episode of south park? 5-LOL that is soooo funny. 6-I won’t drink that stuff.

My answers:

1) When I’m at a red light, I like to look and see who is on either side of me. I am not discreet about it either. One time, I was at a red light(waiting for the green arrow to make a left) and I saw a guy who was waiting for the light to go straight.) When he saw that I looked at him, he smiled at me like I could see with my peripheral vision that his light was now green, so while I was still making eye contact with him I pointed at his light and smiled. He looked at the light and then looked back at me and laughed then drove away. It was like a Mentos commercial or something.

2) I like to get strangers to think that I am talking to them, when in fact, I am talking on the phone through my tiny bluetooth, hidden behind all of my hair.

3) I don’t like belly buttons. I think they are gross.

4) When I was a kid (7, 8 or 9) , I was playing “water fights” (water hose, buckets, cups) with a friend (who was about the same age) my mom was watching for the day. When I finally dried out in the sun, while lying on the pavement, she snuckup from behind and dropped a bucket full of water on me. For some strange reason, I cannot explain to this day, it made me angry instead of making me laugh. I ran after her and scratched her across her entire face and left long, red scratch marks on her face from forehead to chin My mom was so embarassed to return her to her mother. I still feel like crying when I think of that. I wish I could run into her and apologize.

5) I cry when I see cruelty towards animals on tv or movies, whether it’s real or not.

6) I hate it when people say: Hey Iris? Then I answer, Yes? then they say: Nevermind. GRRRRRRR that really grinds my grits!

Posted by Iris on Friday, April 28, 2006 – 2:09 PM
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Apple Something

Iris, your number 1 is funny!

Posted by Apple Something on Monday, May 08, 2006 – 2:20 PM
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Amsterdam

creep IS a good song, though…therefore i added it

Posted by Amsterdam on Monday, May 29, 2006 – 2:33 AM
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Another “May” of Music Is On The Way

I remember May of 2005, ahhh..great music had arrived…

SOAD – Mesmerize
Team Sleep
NIN – With Teeth
Audioslave – Out of Exile

And here comes May 2006…with 2 albums I can’t wait to get and one that I will listen to…

TOOL – 10,000 Days
RHCP – Stadium Arcadium
Pearl Jam (not a big fan anymore, although I like the new single…)

I wonder when the hell that new Deftones CD will hit? I hear September..

So what music are you anticipating this year?

Currently listening:
Kill Bill: Volume 2
By Various Artists
Release date: 13 April, 2004

I am looking forward to the new U2, Sting and Aerosmith. I have SOTD and MCR’s=Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge is a must add to your collection.

Currently listening to the new PRINCE=3121 Friggen Awesome.

Posted by on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 – 3:15 PM
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Karla & Miguel
Tool Cd is off the fucking hook….Looking forward for the new Deftones album….I wonder if it will be similar to Around the Fur or White Pony..HMMMMMMMM
Posted by Karla & Miguel on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 – 9:57 PM
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fuck

That’s right I said it. I have to kiss my sweet 27 years of age goodbye, on the eve of this horrid number 28. I’ll learn to accept it and live with it, probably when that bitch 29 arrives. On the bright side, in 2 hours and 38 minutes, I’ll never be able to ever join that horrid “27 club”.

yes he did just what you think he said
there there
Posted by yes he did just what you think he said on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 – 9:25 PM
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Iris

Hey hey now…nothing wrong with being 28. It has been MY best year so far. 29 is supposed to be even better for me.

I will wish you a great birthday. I hope you get lots of hugs and kisses from your main squeeze.  And lots of great gifts.

So, I’m curious; what’s on your birthday wish list?

Posted by Iris on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 – 9:27 PM
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Schulzie

Jamie Lynn Schulz

Damn the “27 club” is horrid? Geez I couldn’t wait to get in!!! mabey I’ll just skip it :)

Happy birthday buddy

Posted by Schulzie on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 – 9:29 PM
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Karla & Miguel
Damn Dude 28!!!!….WOW. You just made me feel better about my age..LOL..J/K…Soon I’ll be at 25.
Posted by Karla & Miguel on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 – 9:57 PM
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Billy
YOU ARE FUCKIN OLD BITCH !!!!
Posted by Billy on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 – 10:02 PM
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Angel

Hey Clarlie,

Its Angel, Lauries shar-pei pup.Anyway, my mommy will tell you from experience with this age  thing, its not as bad as you think.

Its Laurie ,and Im the huge 38 now.Yeah, I dreaded turning like 27 and especially 30.However:Ive been blessed cause most people thank Im in my mid twenties.

Blame it on jeneology if you look older.It can also be a blessing if you look ypunger.Besides, I feel 20 most of the time.Excercise, eat right, dont drink especially.This makes a person age much faster.

Angel and Laurie:)

P.s.Stay away from greasy foods, booze, drink plenty of water, and hopefully youll be good to go!!!

Posted by Angel on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 – 10:12 PM
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Wendy

Uh huh.  Yeah right.  28 is a great number, and a great age.

Try not to think about the fact that the Chernobyl thing happened on your bday in 1986 or that Lucille died on your bday in 1989, and think about who shares your bday, like Carol Burnett.  And some guys from Incubus (Jose Pasillas) and Slipknot (Joey Jordison).

And now, to really look on the bright side, consider this:  YOU COULD BE 39 …

Posted by Wendy on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 – 10:15 PM
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Charley
haha…that little tissue guy made me laugh
Posted by Charley on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 – 10:16 PM
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Wendy
(that’s Lucille Ball, btw)
Posted by Wendy on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 – 10:16 PM
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Bex
Ugh, I know how much it sucks to get older. Just think of this birthday as the 7th anniversary of your 21st birthday and live it up!
Posted by Bex on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 – 10:23 PM
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CrAzY
well at least your hot im not Kimberly Manson
Posted by CrAzY on Monday, May 08, 2006 – 4:42 PM
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Amsterdam
jeez…guess i got some time before i cover myself in dirt and start smelling bad (or worse lol)
Posted by Amsterdam on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 – 10:31 PM
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READY ROBERT !!!
congrates keep being happy.. It gets better with age !!  If oneself keeps up a good attitude. Im 39 Gonna bee 40 in July… Stay upbeat and think about good things and this will bring a smile to everyones face maybe atleast theyll ask why ur so smiley.. Because every day of life.. Peace dude (bobsok369_ CHOW
Posted by READY ROBERT !!! on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 – 10:31 PM
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READY ROBERT !!!
HAPPY 28 BIRTHDAY!!!
Posted by READY ROBERT !!! on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 – 10:38 PM
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Shit your bitchin try being 32 on may 03 seperated with 6 children and hard dry feet and 1 gret hair…………….Damn……………I sound Old…………………..Fuck.

Posted by on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 – 11:19 PM
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Apple Something

Yeah, I’m right there with you C.  I have been 28 for about 2 months now.  It’s not so bad.  But I definitely don’t feel “cool” anymore.  I guess that’s just me though.  At least I still get carded, I LOVE that, people are always surprised!  From what I’ve seen you still look young, too, so just take it in stride brotha.  You have many accomplishments under your belt and lots of feathers in your hat already for such a young guy.  Think of that.

Posted by Apple Something on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 – 12:49 AM
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Brigitta
Hello…. No Comment Bey Brigitta Switzerland
Posted by Brigitta on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 – 3:29 AM
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celena

Doll,

Try 35, going on 36. Hows that for a “FUCK ME”.

happy birthday, baby!!!!!!(said in a maternal manner. haha)

Posted by celena on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 – 3:50 AM
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Jackie

awwww Happy birthday hunnie!!!!!

i hope you have a great day! i found a song that i was singing the otehr day because i saw the movie recently and thought it’d be perfect for this:

I wanna make you smile whenever you’re sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you.
I’ll get your medicine when your tummy aches
build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice, growin old with you.
I’ll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold.
Need you, feed you, I’ll even let you hold the remote control.
So let me do the dishes in the kitchen sink
Put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink.
Oh I could be the woman to grow old with you.
I wanna grow old with you.

hahahaaa   I love you sweetheart!

Posted by Jackie on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 – 10:13 AM
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George
hey hey rejoice many who want 2 nvr reach 28
Posted by George on Friday, May 05, 2006 – 1:56 AM
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The seXterra Replacement

And the winnner is…

A 2003 Honda Element.

Booya?

*Forgot to mention some cool things about my car…it’s a bit better on gas than the seXterra was, I can hose it out to clean it and it has an AUX In jack above the glove compartment where you can plug in either your iPod or satellite radio.

becs
Hot hot hotness chartothelie. .. . .next time i come visit you’ll have even more room for my junk.

What Florida tag did you pick ?!?!

Posted by becs on Monday, April 24, 2006 – 7:05 PM
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Charley
i’ll probably just get a normal one…at least i got free registration with the car.
Posted by Charley on Monday, April 24, 2006 – 7:20 PM
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Big Korean
sweet, i like the color
junho
Posted by Big Korean on Monday, April 24, 2006 – 7:29 PM
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Sean
Congrats on your car. Real happy for ya
Posted by Sean on Monday, April 24, 2006 – 8:08 PM
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Iris
I can picture a surf board portruding from the back. Do you surf? It looks like a California mobile. I like it!
Posted by Iris on Monday, April 24, 2006 – 8:17 PM
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TrayCee

Booya?? LoL  ur so corney ha! jk

and how ironic ur parked in fron of the gutiar center lol

But yea so its nice nice nice….i like! now when u byin me a new car lol :-P

Posted by TrayCee on Monday, April 24, 2006 – 9:50 PM
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Amsterdam

i wouldnt want one, but it seems to fit you my man
and your totally right: FUCK gas prices

im looking for a sweet new ride as well

Posted by Amsterdam on Monday, April 24, 2006 – 11:49 PM
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Edward

Edward Shen
good choice of replacement vehicle!
Posted by Edward on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 – 1:46 AM
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celena

you can hose it out? take a video of you doing that. haha

Its nice. a good color too. Congrats.

dont you love the AUX jacks? we use ours for the Sirius and the PS2. damned spoiled kids.

Posted by celena on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 – 4:06 AM
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Stray Kat

sweet ride charlie.  now you and jackie drive it to jersey so i can check it out.

Posted by Stray Kat on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 – 9:32 AM
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Shellonius Funk

sweet…congrats!

my car’s green too.  and as jack byrne told greg focker, “they say geniuses pick green.”

Posted by Shellonius Funk on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 – 12:23 PM
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dez

Desiree Rodriguez

congrats!!

Posted by dez on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 – 1:06 AM
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