The following is a true story and took place less than an hour ago. The pictures were taken after the event to help give you a glimpse into my story below.

It was a long friggen’ Thursday. A hot one too. I just wanted to get home, take a shower and relax. Luckily I got done work early and arrived home around 4:30 PM.  After my shower, I dilly dallyed a bit.

I took a look at myself in the mirror and decided I wanted to put some mousse in my hair today. So I went sniffing around inside Jackie’s “glamour closet”.

I found a nice pink bottle of mousse. I shook the can a bit, sprayed in into my hand and applied it to my hair. Wait a second. What is that funky smell???

I looked at the bottle.

Okay not only was this “no touch mousse” but it was motherfuckin’ Nair Hair Remover. I fuckin’ freaked out.

I jumped into the shower with my clothes on. I hit the water and ripped my clothes off.

I quickly started washing my hair as fast as possible.

I then got out of the shower and called Jackie. I told her what happened and she thought I was joking. I started getting mad at her and I asked why the hell would I joke about this. She started laughing when she realized that this was all true. I asked her what I should do and she told me that “she knew I’d do this” when she put all of her hair products together in the closet.

It’s now about officially an hour after the incident and I’m glad to report that none of my hair did fall out. Although I keep looking in the mirror and testing it out.

I guess the moral of my story is to always double check and read the shit you use on yourself whether it’s on your girlfriend’s hair product shelf, or not.

Currently listening: Black Holes & Revelations By Muse Release date: 11 July, 2006

marsizzle Marcy Sweikert	sweet jesus charley!!!! i nearly pissed myself reading this… thank you for the lovely pictures to help tell your story.. glad to hear you lost no hair… high five to your woman for giving me this laugh Posted by marsizzle on Thursday, June 22, 2006 – 6:32 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	marsizzle Marcy Sweikert	also, that muse album kicks ASS!!!!!! Posted by marsizzle on Thursday, June 22, 2006 – 6:33 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	danar the barbarian dana kim	I am speaking as a member of the media – this is the best piece of (accidental) investigative journalism I’ve ever seen on myspace.  Whatever your day-job is, quit it, and pursue your dream.  Because now, we know what we’ve been  missing, since all this time you have been keeping your gift hidden from us.  The Hard Rock Casino / Hasslehoff on a Stick was good … but this is genius.  Bravo, mon frer, bravo! Posted by danar the barbarian on Thursday, June 22, 2006 – 6:58 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	Kimzyn	Oh my God, Charlie! That is hysterically funny. I swear I wouldn’t have laughed if your hair fell out though! The only thing that probably would occur is that your hair would be thinned out a bit, nothing noticeable I’m sure. Good thing you’re quick in the shower. Posted by Kimzyn on Thursday, June 22, 2006 – 7:10 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	Empress Krissandra of the Terran Empire Krissandra Anfinson	Your girlfriend’s glamour closet amazed me.  I thought mine was pretty good. Wow! Posted by Empress Krissandra of the Terran Empire on Thursday, June 22, 2006 – 7:42 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	? Mandaline ? mandy cressman	Oh my god, this story soooo took me back.  A girl I was friends with in high school has this same thing happen to her.  Except for the fact her brother put nair in her shampoo and she actually lost chunks of her hair and had to wear a bandana for like 2 months I felt soooooooo bad for her.  the school must have to because they gave her special permission so she could wear her bandanas in school.  Hahahah awwwww Posted by ? Mandaline ? on Thursday, June 22, 2006 – 8:20 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	Cheryl	AHHHH I love the last pic the best. dude I leave Nair on for 5 minutes and my hair still won’t come off. you’re lucky that that product pretty much sucks. and the red bumps aferwards. oy vey Posted by Cheryl on Thursday, June 22, 2006 – 8:28 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	Jeannette	poor, poor, poor Charley  …I’m sure you learned a valuable lesson in all this  lmfaooooo Posted by Jeannette on Thursday, June 22, 2006 – 8:56 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	karina karina… karina lopez	you should post more stories like that it was funny…. Posted by karina karina… on Thursday, June 22, 2006 – 9:17 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	Wendy	OMG!  You can NEVER, NEVER, NEVER put Nair near any other products!  I believe you may have a legal action against Jackie.  You just keep checking that hair and keep a journal about all of your “emotional distress” and then we’ll talk… lol Posted by Wendy on Thursday, June 22, 2006 – 10:11 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	THE Tucson Goddess with Irish Eyes	OMG, again, THANKS for the laughs………great pics and great story, though sad it happened!  like one of your other friends said, i almost peed my pants!  good thing you are so quick!!!!  keep up the blogs char cause they help with this az boredom!  oh and you think it was hot there? Posted by THE Tucson Goddess with Irish Eyes on Thursday, June 22, 2006 – 11:06 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	Lisa	Dude- I was having a horrible day and I was laughing my ass off reading that story.  The pics were a def bonus.  Glad to hear the hair is good.  Thanks for the laugh Posted by Lisa on Thursday, June 22, 2006 – 11:36 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	celena	Thank god that the underpants didnt have any skiddies. Posted by celena on Friday, June 23, 2006 – 1:22 AM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	Jackie	OKAY OKAY… hahaha so i laughed a little and felt a little bad. AWWW I didn’t expect you to go through my stuff unless i was there….. make me wonder what else u try when i’m gone huh???????????? My lipstick looks a little low! justkidding like i said when i put my massive make up box on the lower shelf i condensed everythign together and I debating on weitehr not to put it up ther ebut i was like …. no way he’d read it before he tried it…. *ehem* hahaha guess NOT!!! glad all your hairs intact althought i’d still love you otherwise because i always say i’d like to see you hair short but hey who knows mayebe i was secretly planning an attack on you heh!! aww I love you hunnie sorry about that Posted by Jackie on Friday, June 23, 2006 – 8:34 AM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	Drew aka Double A	LOL charlie us guy’s are so dumb Posted by Drew aka Double A on Friday, June 23, 2006 – 8:58 AM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	Iris	I just let out a healthy snorting laughter after reading this blog I am glad your hair is ok. I’m laughing so much at this. Thank you for taking the pictures and posting them. I love writing and reading blogs with pictures. LMFAOOOOOOO @ that last image of the bird and nair! Posted by Iris on Friday, June 23, 2006 – 1:03 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

		THAT WAS THE BEST BLOG OF ALL TIME!!! To bad it was at your expense. At least you can safely look back on this and laugh, especially Jackie. Posted by on Friday, June 23, 2006 – 1:09 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	TrayCee	LMAO so sorry to laff at ur tramatic story BUT now u know to read bottles… also, i would be sad for u if ur hair fell out i do like they way u can get ur hair taller then anyone i know;-) Posted by TrayCee on Saturday, June 24, 2006 – 3:55 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	Stray Kat	lol. charlie.  you rule.  great pics.  Posted by Stray Kat on Saturday, June 24, 2006 – 11:27 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	Apple Something	Ok, that was a great story.  I really liked the picture of your clothes on the floor.  Your pics tell the story so well that you hardly need to write anything! Posted by Apple Something on Monday, June 26, 2006 – 4:09 AM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	HektikLyfe	Hmmm, maybe they’ve been mixing in a little Nair into my favorite brand of shampoo and that’s why I’ve been losing a little at a time…. But seriously.  I hope the green foofie is the one that you use. Posted by HektikLyfe on Monday, June 26, 2006 – 11:47 AM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

Lacy In The Sky With Diamonds Lacy Rawlings

aaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!! oh man, the pictures are great. Posted by Lacy In The Sky With Diamonds on Monday, June 26, 2006 – 4:06 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

This year on father’s day, Jackie and I took a trip to Hollywood FL, along with Kara, Kaylee, Cesar, my Mom and of course, my Dad. We spent the first half of the trip visiting some family and the 2nd half, at the Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood Florida. Some of you may be wondering where the hell Hollywood Florida is located…it’s actually on the southeast coast of Florida near Miami and Fort Lauderdale. Below is our encounter with the Hard Rock Casino.

Jackie and Kaylee mingling during the car ride.

I taught Kaylee how to wave, I kid you not.

The obligatory asshole standing in front of hard rock huge guitar shot. Everyone should have at least 3 of these in their photo albums.

Everyone hurrying through the parking lot and into Hard Rock.

The floor when you walk in. What do you know, a hard rock logo. That’s hot.

Cesar and Jackie check out some Hard Rock displays.

Kaylee steps on to the scene, the party is on!

We got a couple drinks and sat and watched this kind of lame band, however they sounded good. They played 60s and 70s covers.

Kara and Cesar acting like they are on their first date.

Jackie starts drinkin’ the Strawberry Daquiris.

I slipped in close for a cuddly couch shot.

Next up I found the coolest friggen invention ever. A Hasselhoff on a stick. Miami Heat fans are awesome.

It was the hilight of my day. (really the hilight of my weekend, but who’s counting…?)

Everyone loves Hasselhoff on a stick!

We ran into my mom playing the slots! Oh deyam I just remembered that I forgot to ask her if she won anything.

Hasselhoff sticks are great for dates!!!

Where’s Hasselhoff?

Cesar like’s to get down with his Hasselhoff on a stick.

2 Hasselhoffs are better than 1!

There was a radio at the casino broadcasting live for the Miami Heat game that was going to take place that night. It’s the reason why they were giving out Hasselhoff’s on a stick…the Miami Heat fans wave them in the air to hopefully catch Dirk Nowitzki off guard. It seems he likes to hum Hasselhoff songs while he’s on the free throw lines. So the fans love these things and hell so do I. I’m now the proud owner of two of them.

We sat in the center bar. Jackie was trying to grab this dude’s butt.

I came across a guitar on the wall I could really appreciate. It belonged to the one and only Dimebag Darrell.

A closeup of the wording below the guitar:

Kara and Cesar enjoy some more drinks in the center bar.

I started walking around and took a look around my parent’s hotel room. I snapped some aerial shots of the view.

The pool below.

I think that’s Interstate 95…

I snapped a pic of someone getting pulled over on the side of the higway.

Kaylee gets into the Hasselhoff action!

Hey there’s my mom and dad! Happy Father’s Day Dad!

The final pictures taken at the hard rock…

At the end of the night we were walking out of the Hard Rock Casino and we passed right by comedian D.L. Hughley…unfortunately my hands were filled with Hasselhoffs and bags and my camera was in my pocket. Oh well, maybe next time.

Currently listening: Deconstructed By Bush Release date: 11 November, 1997

Amsterdam	you are the inspiration behind my first upcoming SUPERBLOG in which i will be showcasing a lot of pics of us at our photo shoot, however just the ones of us fucking around will make the cut lol Posted by Amsterdam on Tuesday, June 20, 2006 – 8:27 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	THE Tucson Goddess with Irish Eyes	all i can say is i CANT STOP LAUGHING, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by THE Tucson Goddess with Irish Eyes on Tuesday, June 20, 2006 – 8:42 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	Jackie	wow i have a really red tongue in that one pic hahahaha that like peruvian women kept spitting on me as she talked christ i was ready to throw up but yea hassellhoffs on a stick are great i couldn’t get over how funny they were we were like why is everyone carrying them around??? hahahaha they you riding they HATIN patrolin trying to catch you ridin dirty in caesars expedition.happy fathers day!!! just kidding hahaha or am i? Posted by Jackie on Tuesday, June 20, 2006 – 9:04 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	Empress Krissandra of the Terran Empire Krissandra Anfinson	Just when I thought my life was complete.  Where can I find this Hasselhoff on a stick? I really think this is something that you need to take everywhere. I eagerly await your next line of blogs; “Hasslehoff Stick Head World Tour” Posted by Empress Krissandra of the Terran Empire on Tuesday, June 20, 2006 – 9:53 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	Wendy	I love you,  man.  Hasselhoff on a stick.   Well, I CLEARLY don’t get enough or one would have thunk (thunk?) that I’d have seen that by now.  That’s so rad! Btw, “rad” is a slang word that means “cool”.  Only “old” people (a/k/a anyone over 30) are allowed to use it. It is a flashback from when WE were your age.  Or younger even. (J/K!) Looks like good times were had by all. Esp. Cesar, with Hasselhoff down his pants. Posted by Wendy on Tuesday, June 20, 2006 – 11:02 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	celena	Thats my kind of Casino visit.. kids, parents and hasselhoffs on a stick. WOOHOO. Posted by celena on Wednesday, June 21, 2006 – 12:47 AM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	Apple Something	The Hoff was on our local station KROQ this morning.  Those Hoffs on a stick are genius.  I am probably going to think of some other celebs to put on a stick after reading this blog. The hotel rooms there look cool as far as I could tell from your pics.  They didn’t mind that your niece was under-aged? Posted by Apple Something on Wednesday, June 21, 2006 – 1:25 AM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	Iris	Who cares about Hughley! I was a Hasselhoff on a stick! Posted by Iris on Wednesday, June 21, 2006 – 12:57 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	Heather Dawn NoneYa Business	Hasselhoff on a stick! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Posted by Heather Dawn on Thursday, June 22, 2006 – 1:43 AM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

Don’t you talk to Billy that way

OMG I want Hasselhoff on a stick!!! Posted by Don’t you talk to Billy that way on Wednesday, July 05, 2006 – 8:18 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

Yesterday after work, Jackie and I took a trip with my siter Kara and my niece Kaylee to go watch Kaylee at gymnastics for a while. First we picked up Kaylee at preschool – when we walked in to her class she was the last one to be picked up, her teacher looked at me and said “You must be Uncle Charlie!”. I got a good laugh from that. I’m guessing Kaylee’s been telling stories about me again

Next we went to Kaylee’s gymnastics class in Ft. Myers. Something caught me off guard after we walked in and sat down to watch Kaylee.

I was sitting there and it hit me…it felt like just yesterday I was dropping off my little sister Kara at gymnastics in Mays Landing…and here we are, watching Kara’s daughter do gymnastics…Kara’s the one doing the driving now. Whoa…where the heck did the time go??? It was just one of those moments in life that catches you off guard and makes you realize how precious time is.

We had a great time though and Kaylee loved having us there to watch her do her thang. Luckily for Kaylee, Uncle Charlie didn’t show everyone there his infamous, “cartwheel”.

Currently listening: Disconnection Notice By Goldfinger Release date: 15 February, 2005

Katy Katy Reiser	I’m jonesing to see your retard-wheel. How about you make a video? You could be the next Star Wars kid! Posted by Katy on Friday, June 09, 2006 – 1:01 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	Iris	I hate that time goes by so fast. People die, people are born, a year goes by like a month used to. Blogs are wonderful for holding time in a “picture” state, so that you can revisit it. *Sighs* Posted by Iris on Friday, June 09, 2006 – 3:00 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

TrayCee

well id like to see that cartwheel lol that be pretty funny for ur video section haha maybe she can show u a thing or two but yes TIME FLIES now MY daughter is playing soccer when just yesterday i was playing varsity soccer in 9th grade lol she is graduation the 3rd grade next week YIKES! im gonan b the mom of a 4th grader which makes me feel old lol Posted by TrayCee on Friday, June 09, 2006 – 4:28 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

I keep reading reviews of disappointment of last night’s Sopranos Season Finale. I guess some people just watch the show to see important characters get “whacked”. However that’s not the case for me, but when it does happen, sure I enjoy it in some kind of sick way.

Last night’s episode had a happy ending. I thought this was kind of interesting and ironic. For a show headed for such a tragic ending, it was a nice moment of peace before the storm, sure kind of weird to see Xmas in June, but all in all, it was a great episode.

Some things I noticed about it…

Agent Harris’ news to Tony about NY going to whack one of Tony’s guys…perhaps there is a NY RAT in Phil’s crew…?

Juliana mentioned to Christopher that “at least we aren’t using needles…” – but Christopher was sharing needles in “The Ride”…I’ve read about others saying her being sick could be she’s giving Christopher AIDS…what if he gave it to her?

It was a nice twist to see Phil tearing up in the hospital. After putting down Johnny Sac at his daughters wedding about crying, Phil looks like such a hypocrite right now.

So I guess I’ll leave it at this until January 2007. Another unpredictable ending for my favorite show. Really makes you wonder how the hell it will all end…

Currently watching: Quantum Leap – The Complete Second Season Release date: 14 December, 2004

	THE Tucson Goddess with Irish Eyes	I CANT WAIT EITHER!!!!:)  i miss wawa, lol Posted by THE Tucson Goddess with Irish Eyes on Friday, June 02, 2006 – 3:15 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	celena	What was Carmela’s career to begin with? Posted by celena on Friday, June 02, 2006 – 4:12 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	Charley	lol…but it probably has something to do with her spec house project. Posted by Charley on Friday, June 02, 2006 – 4:13 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

	Katy Katy Reiser	I bet AJ knocks up his dominican g/f. You saw how she turned down the wine and how she loved their house. She’ll probably at least be pregnant, tell him it’s his kid and try to get him to give her a life like Carmella has. Posted by Katy on Monday, June 05, 2006 – 12:54 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]

Wendy

I’m impressed, not just with your insights here, but you called it:  Chris and Juliana.  You’re so smart!   I can’t wait til next year! Posted by Wendy on Monday, June 05, 2006 – 10:19 PM [Reply to this]  [Remove]  [Block User]