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What if we had feedback scores attached to our lives?

July 27, 2006 · Filed under Life, Uncategorized

I was just using ebay and looking over my feedback score. If you aren’t familiar with what ebay’s feedback scores are…well it is a rating system every ebay user has. For every transaction made, whether you are the buyer or seller, you leave feedback for the person you dealt with for that transaction. You can leave a positive, a neutral or a negative feedback score for the person, depending on how they dealt with either sending you the payment, communicating the details and/or sending you the merchandise. I have done about 23 ebay transactions and I have positive feedback through all of them. It kind of made me feel like a goody two shoes or something.

I was thinking wouldn’t it be funny if we had feedback scores attached to our lives…kind of like a credit rating, but it wouldn’t deal with money, it would deal with your personality and how you treat people. I think it would really help people who are dating, to really distinguish between the assholes who are fake and the people who are true and have a real heart. It would also be kind of funny…then again it would take a lot of fun out of getting to know someone.

How would your life’s feedback score read?

Currently watching:
Quantum Leap – The Complete Third Season
Release date: 10 May, 2005
Amsterdam
like a world-wide network with SATELLITES? big brother shit lol…thats where my mind went first
Posted by Amsterdam on Thursday, July 27, 2006 – 3:18 PM
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Empress Krissandra of the Terran Empire

Krissandra Anfinson
That would be awesome.  Plus, I think you’re credit score should work the same way.  Something you could easily log into and see what people are posting about you instead of waiting for a report in the mail.  I should be able to leave a feedback score for the companies I do business with.  I think you have a golden idea here!
Posted by Empress Krissandra of the Terran Empire on Thursday, July 27, 2006 – 3:23 PM
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Apple Something

My feedback score up to about 3 years ago would be great.  (my ebay score is 140, 100% positive!).  But I’ve become bitchy with the onset of motherhood.

What would yours be?

Posted by Apple Something on Thursday, July 27, 2006 – 3:42 PM
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celena

Oh good lord.. after calling the dude at the SF chronicle customer service line, a smarmy asshole, I dont think that my feedback would be good.  He did sound hot when he got pissed off. HAHA

Posted by celena on Thursday, July 27, 2006 – 3:48 PM
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Charley
You know, smarmy asshole is a way underused phrase. And I always wondered how to spell smarmy. Thanks.
Posted by Charley on Thursday, July 27, 2006 – 3:54 PM
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Katy

Katy Reiser
That could be potentially dangerous though. Because honestly, everyone’s an asshole in someone’s eyes. You don’t want to be labeled that and have everyone see it b/c they’ll just assume that b/c your ex who you broke things off with hates you for it, you’re a huge jerk, even though you think that breaking things off was the best thing to do. I feel I should specify that that was just a for instance because it sounded like I was recapping a bad experience or something. Hell, my exes may hate me but if they do at least I don’t know about it, or have feedback that everyone can see to constantly remind me of that fact. I think it’d make me a more paranoid ahole than I already am frankly… Plus negative feedback can snowball, especially if you can give feedback on anyone you’ve ever known, no matter how briefly. Dammit Chuck, I’m glad you don’t control the universe.
Posted by Katy on Thursday, July 27, 2006 – 3:57 PM
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Lyric ♪♪♪

I would have bad credit! I’m so cool…

I’m a culo…do you know what culo means in spanish?

Asshole!!! I’m so nice to people…they think I’m fake…

So…feedback would really suck!

Posted by Lyric ♪♪♪ on Thursday, July 27, 2006 – 7:22 PM
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I think a lot of people already have feedback scores. My mom is always on top of mine.
Posted by on Saturday, July 29, 2006 – 12:16 AM
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karina karina…

karina lopez
you know i thought the same thing before however i was stoned lol….
Posted by karina karina… on Saturday, July 29, 2006 – 4:25 AM
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Iris

Mine would be crazy up and down on the charts. That’s a good idea though. It would probably make people try to be a better person.

Posted by Iris on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 – 5:33 PM
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My Future Brother In Law Has A Lovely Singing Voice

July 20, 2006 · Filed under Family, Music, Pranks

Back in 2004 when I still lived in Richland and worked from my house, one day my sister Kate and her fiancee John were over. John went into my “office” and was surfing the internet and listening to music on his iPod. Me and Kate overheard John singing along and just having a good time on the net. I quickly grabbeda microphone and my minidisc recorder. Below is the audio we captured that fateful day…(even if you don’t know John, I think you might enjoy listening to this clip…)…you’ll also hear me and Kate snickering in the background…ermm..foreground.

John Reiser Sings the Blues

Be sure to visit John’s MySpace page and tell him how much you enjoyed his singing!

PS – You need to upgrade to Flash 9 to see the video!

Currently listening:
II
By Billy Talent
Release date: 27 June, 2006
Iris
ha ha! I wonder what he thinks of all of this.
Posted by Iris on Thursday, July 20, 2006 – 1:05 PM
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Charley
oh i’m sure he’ll post something soon…
Posted by Charley on Thursday, July 20, 2006 – 1:13 PM
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Katy

Katy Reiser
I love that you can hear us giggling as quietly as we possibly can at one point. That was back in John’s Muse phase. Good times… I’ve gotta feature this on my page for a bit.
Posted by Katy on Thursday, July 20, 2006 – 1:16 PM
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Katy

Katy Reiser
Holy lord. It didn’t play all the way through for me the first time. I only heard the Muse song. Listening on now, I am cracking up like crazy just listening to us muffling all that fucking laughter b/c it was so ridiculously hard. I think I had to turn away a couple of times to keep myself from getting too loud.
Posted by Katy on Thursday, July 20, 2006 – 1:22 PM
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Charley
At one point it sounds like you are laughing louder so John will hear us and realize we were in the room next door.
Posted by Charley on Thursday, July 20, 2006 – 1:24 PM
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Katy

Katy Reiser
Hell no. I only laughed that loud b/c when you need to laugh and you have to do it quietly, sometimes it sneaks out WAY louder than you want it to be. For instance…this past weekend at the Irish Pub in AC, Jess, Cas and I went into the bathroom and smell complete ass upon entrance, and we see someone’s in there. So Jess and I just back out but Cas goes in cause she has to go. A few minutes later a woman comes out and tells Jess and I, “It was like that when I got in there”, which basically translates into “I stunk it up, I’m the guilty one.” This is ridiculously funny to me, but I CAN’T laugh b/c the friggen woman just hangs around afterwards, like she’s waiting for us to start laughing or to tell her we believe her. So of course I’m trying desperately to hold in my laugh while she fucking hangs around for no good reason, but Jess just has to try and talk to me, which makes me BURST out into laughter, which to the woman translates into, “I’m laughing at you because I believe you stunk up the bathroom, now I’M guilty”. So yeah, that’s just how it works with me…
Posted by Katy on Thursday, July 20, 2006 – 1:31 PM
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I am the 1 and only
I think he should have his own record label, does he have an agent, maybe you can get him one. I bet if you did he’d be forever in your debt.
Posted by I am the 1 and only on Thursday, July 20, 2006 – 2:52 PM
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TrayCee

it wont let me upgraade and hear it and im on CJs puter :(

and btw i agree wit hthe laughter thing ur sister posted….. i try not to laff but in her bathroom sitch i would have laffed outloud too lol

Posted by TrayCee on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 – 9:51 PM
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That’s All Folks!
this artist sould be included in the
soundtrack for the next bukake blockbuster movie!
Posted by That’s All Folks! on Friday, August 04, 2006 – 10:54 AM
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Kurt Cobain Imposters

July 19, 2006 · Filed under Music, Nirvana, Video

Seems that people who post videos on YouTube.com like to cover Nirvana’s “Heart Shaped Box”

Take your pic on which one to watch these are all equally amusing.

This reminds me of a video I once made, but I think mine was a bit more amusing and it was closer to 1993 when Heart Shaped Box originally came out. I really didn’t know how to play guitar back then and clearly, neither does this kid.

In the words of my girlfriend Jackie: “Wow, wow.” (I don’t think this one will embed, so go here to watch it.)


This one is a bit lackluster.

Finally this brings me to the reason I was originally looking for this song on YouTube. The first time I ever saw Nirvana live and heard “Heart Shaped Box”, sometime around September 1993:

Currently listening:
With The Lights Out [3CD Box Set + DVD]
By Nirvana
Release date: 23 November, 2004

Iris
Too funny!
Posted by Iris on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 – 12:50 PM
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Katy

Katy Reiser
I just want to smack her. She’s got no rhythm whatsoever.
Posted by Katy on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 – 1:54 PM
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kattzzmeow
Ouch! those are pretty painful! Except the last one of course! Have you seen that rockstar supernova show? they have been doing a lot of nirvana!
Posted by kattzzmeow on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 – 2:07 PM
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I was 4

my bro was 14

Nirvana was taboo in my house because my dad didnt like them

but late at night Id smell weed coming out of my brothers room and this song on repeat.

Now my dad is a bigger Nirvana fan than anyone I know

Posted by on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 – 3:18 PM
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JennyLane

i guess for some its fun to try and copy cat the great kurt. its a good way for an up and coming artist to try and attempt to say learn to play guitar…but to ever try and emulate what one man did to change an entire generation is quite impossible and to me every cut is never as good and could never measure up…truly a genius of our time. those are a rare breed.

xx

j

Posted by JennyLane on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 – 5:34 PM
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TrayCee
ok that girl wtf was she doing?????  and the Nirvana video my friend alice has on her page….. i saw it allready :-P
Posted by TrayCee on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 – 9:41 PM
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Girls Don’t Poop

July 19, 2006 · Filed under Kids, Life

As I was driving my 5 year old niece Kaylee over to my house last Friday the following conversation ensued:

Charlie: Ewww what’s that smell? Kaylee did you fart?

Kaylee: Nooooo! Charlie, girls don’t fart, cause they don’t poop!!!

Charlie: Yes they dooo!!!

Kaylee: No they don’t!!!! I don’t poop.

Charlie: Yeah you do poop Kaylee. When you were little you had poopy diapers!

Kaylee: Welllll, only baby girls poop. When they get bigger they don’t poop.

Well there you go. Kaylee knows all.

Currently listening:
Greatest Hits: My Prerogative
By Britney Spears
Release date: 09 November, 2004
Katy

Katy Reiser
Kaylee must be a super-child.  That or she’s getting fed more crazy ideas from grandma and gpop. Cause you know Kara doesn’t have a problem with the female fart…
Posted by Katy on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 – 10:29 AM
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I’m Jennie!

Jennie-Anne Brown-Rossi
Hahahaha that is so cute! i love the funny things that kids say…
Posted by I’m Jennie! on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 – 10:31 AM
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Iris

Awwww Kaylee! She so smart. She’s right you know? ;)

Posted by Iris on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 – 10:43 AM
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Amsterdam
kids say the darnedest things, man
Posted by Amsterdam on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 – 10:46 AM
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Apple Something

And you’re listening to Britney…Sheesh, you’re hot.

Ok, well, little girls EAT so I know you are thinking poop MUST come out but it doesn’t.  Something does come out though, it is more like little tiny gift wrapped “somethings” covered in fairy dust and each with its own pink fluffy bow.

Posted by Apple Something on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 – 1:07 PM
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teresaaaa
ahem.
Posted by teresaaaa on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 – 2:04 PM
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I am the 1 and only
sounds like she’s learning.when my kids were young,my friend cindy told them her farts don’t stink they smell like flowers one day we were in the store and cindy farted;my oldest (melissa) said “wow your right it does smell like flowers. kids are smart but also gulliable.
Posted by I am the 1 and only on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 – 2:20 PM
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I had a similar conversation with my niece, only there was no poop involved.

(ahem)

Lauren: Lisette its time to practice spelling words.

Lisette: OK Im ready.

Lauren: PLEASE

Lisette: P-L-E-A-S-E

Lauren: Perfect, Knees

Lisette- K-N-E-E-S

Lauren: Awesome, Now Cheese.

Lisette: K-R-A-F-T

TRUE STORY

Posted by on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 – 3:10 PM
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Empress Krissandra of the Terran Empire

Krissandra Anfinson
I love kaylee’s strings of logic.  Post more!
Posted by Empress Krissandra of the Terran Empire on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 – 5:50 PM
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celena
Kaylee knows all.. About the poop, I could have told you that, too.
Posted by celena on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 – 6:46 PM
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gCel
cute..
Posted by gCel on Monday, November 06, 2006 – 12:10 AM
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