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True Dot Com Video Parody

What you see below is NOT  a MySpace ad…it is a video parody I made of those annoying ads…sorry, I had to do it.

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Currently watching:
The Omen (Widescreen Edition)
Release date: 17 October, 2006

SATX Master Baiter
Haha, Now thats cool
I wish i could be on one of those ads…
Posted by SATX Master Baiter on Tuesday, May 29, 2007 – 8:11 PM
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cinnamon girl ☺
HAHAH that’s PERFECT!

i like how you look like a bobble head for the first 5 seconds or so :)

Posted by cinnamon girl ☺ on Tuesday, May 29, 2007 – 8:29 PM
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Katy

Katy Reiser
Was Jackie directing you on what to do?

This shit’s hilarious.

Posted by Katy on Tuesday, May 29, 2007 – 8:45 PM
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Jackie
LOL I have nothing to do with this, He sent me to the Grocery store so he could tape this. hahaha
Posted by Jackie on Tuesday, May 29, 2007 – 9:37 PM
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John
the text needs to scroll

reference tea baggin’

this is fucking awesome

Posted by John on Tuesday, May 29, 2007 – 8:47 PM
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Cheryl
OH MY GOD, HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cannot remember the last time I laughed that hard!!!!!!!
Posted by Cheryl on Tuesday, May 29, 2007 – 9:08 PM
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kattzzmeow
:( I cant get any sound here
Posted by kattzzmeow on Tuesday, May 29, 2007 – 10:11 PM
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Charley
don’t worry, there’s no sound…like the ads.
Posted by Charley on Tuesday, May 29, 2007 – 10:15 PM
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Derek
Holy Shit! LMFAO x’s infinity!!!

That was great dude. I want to repost that for people to see but not sure how.

Posted by Derek on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 – 12:18 AM
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Wow Dude… You so just made my day.
Posted by on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 – 12:33 AM
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Iris
My stomach hurts from laughing. I swear! I am cracking up so loud! I HATE THOSE ads. OMG! Funniest thing I have seen in a looooooooooooooooooong time. I love it. 10 kudos.
Posted by Iris on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 – 1:12 AM
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Empress Krissandra of the Terran Empire

Krissandra Anfinson
Thanks for the nipple rub. My day is officially complete.
Posted by Empress Krissandra of the Terran Empire on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 – 1:33 AM
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RUBBER LOVEBUTTON aka Steve Turner, music whore

steve turner
dude, you’re hot. wanna cyber?
Posted by RUBBER LOVEBUTTON aka Steve Turner, music whore on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 – 6:56 AM
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Patty
Hands Down this is the best blog Ive seen !! (well the kelly clarkson video is right up there too) You are the man Charlayyyyyyyyyyyy!
Posted by Patty on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 – 10:05 AM
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Sarah
THAT IS GREAT!!! I cant stop laughing!!! I think you have just made my day!!! lololol
Posted by Sarah on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 – 10:34 AM
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becs
i’m at work, i had to get up and leave when i watched this because i was laughing so hard i started crying.
Posted by becs on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 – 10:48 AM
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Boom Boom Hernandez
The nip rub is precious
Posted by Boom Boom Hernandez on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 – 11:06 AM
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LMAO!!!

GEEZ you are a mofukin genius!

Where do you come up with this stuff?

Posted by on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 – 11:47 AM
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Jenny
Damn man! That’s f’n awesome!! :-D
Posted by Jenny on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 – 1:04 PM
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Iris
I had to come and watch it again. I’m dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Iris on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 – 2:46 PM
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JennyLane
on the real dawg u should seriously consider a second career as a comedian. this is original and fucking hilarious. u will do anything! props bra! fondle that nipple. lol rock on.
xxx
-J
Posted by JennyLane on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 – 3:16 PM
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Jackie
I just keep refreshing it to see you smile and do the wave.. hahahahaha
That my favorite part. so cute!
Posted by Jackie on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 – 3:45 PM
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Applejaxxx
H O T. hot charlie. so hot. better then all those other men. Glad to call you my cousin. Oooo! Just watching makes me feel burned…..almost too hot when you fall off the couch.
Posted by Applejaxxx on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 – 5:43 PM
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Big Korean
Nice, keep them coming
Posted by Big Korean on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 – 10:59 PM
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edWin
post that shit on youtube biaatchh
Posted by edWin on Friday, June 01, 2007 – 3:16 PM
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Heather Dawn

NoneYa Business
HAHAHA, SAS your hilarious… those annoying ads haha… haha u crack me up
Posted by Heather Dawn on Thursday, June 14, 2007 – 10:48 AM
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Spooning “The Elusive John” Video Blog

The Place: A Cabin in Reeders, PA

The Time: May 20, 2007 around 2 AM?

The Pre-Story: Following Sue’s wedding on Saturday night there was an after-party. After the after party, we returned to our cabin – Jackie, my sisters Kate & Kara and me. Kate’s boyfriend John had been feeling a bit sick, so he didn’t attend the after party.

By this time of night we were all pretty drunk on beers and what not.

Shortly after returning to our cabin, my cousin Edwin showed up. We decided to mess with John, even though he wasn’t feeling good and was sleeping (we’re assholes, I know).

There was a video camera handy with night vision…here is what ensued…


Currently playing:
Guitar Hero 2 Bundle
Release date: 03 April, 2007

Jackie
HAHAHA I didn’t think you were taping me when I flew out and got the door open. I fucking got it and john runs to the door and Goes GIMMIE THAT FUCKIN CVS CARD! and I ran like a little bitch hahahaha.
Posted by Jackie on Sunday, May 27, 2007 – 8:16 PM
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edWin
hahaha…woooooooooowwww….i remember like maybe ten seconds of that…and ps…wtf was i talking about half the time?? nonetheless priceless
Posted by edWin on Sunday, May 27, 2007 – 8:17 PM
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Patty

John should’ve puked all over Edwin!! I think that wouldve been the perfect ending although the delicate dance was sweet!
Posted by Patty on Sunday, May 27, 2007 – 8:25 PM
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Colleen
1. I FUCKING LOVE MY FAMILY!!

2. Edwin is the best in this…even after rowing home drunk from the other side of the lake.

3. We need to all get together again reallllly soon.

4. Man Red Beard really just needs some meds for his tummy

Posted by Colleen on Sunday, May 27, 2007 – 11:44 PM
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Katy

Katy Reiser
You gotta cut down some of the fluff leading up to the spooning of John so people actually watch through to that part, as it is the most interesting part of the video anyhow, having made me laugh hysterically all the way through it. But maybe that’s cause I was there…
Posted by Katy on Tuesday, May 29, 2007 – 9:20 AM
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Charley
I know it runs a bit long but there has to be some buildup to the spooning…and I wanted people to feel the achievement that we felt when Jackie finally unlocked the door and when Win “pushed it open”…
Posted by Charley on Tuesday, May 29, 2007 – 9:24 AM
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Katy

Katy Reiser
According to John he unlocked the door himself and grabbed the card she was trying to use. He was the only sober one so I kinda gotta believe him.

Oh, and like Win, I too barely remember any of what actually occurred in the video.

Posted by Katy on Tuesday, May 29, 2007 – 3:34 PM
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Charley
So John is living up to his newest nickname…”The Elusive John”…and is giving you information to post on my blog, rather than do it himself…awesome.
Posted by Charley on Tuesday, May 29, 2007 – 3:44 PM
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Jackie
John… stop trying to be a fucking Hero.
Posted by Jackie on Tuesday, May 29, 2007 – 9:46 PM
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edWin
who will be spooned next?
Posted by edWin on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 – 4:33 PM
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Sue’s Wedding Weekend Day 2: Shopping & Rehearsals

So Day 2 was last Friday May 18…I think I was the last one to wake up that day. We went shopping at some outlets in Tannersville and later on that day was the wedding rehearsal and the rehearsal dinner. Here are the pics I took on Day 2…

Jackie is caught outside of our first store stop.

That’s me, lookin’ all jaundice and shit…wearing the coolest birthday gift shirt ever.

Juano and Cesar bought some new panties!

I think Kate was singing “Follow the Yellow Brick Road” or some shit.

Alright this picture comes along with a great nerdy story. So at our cabin where we were staying there was no internet access. So I needed to get on the net for work and John is always fixin’ for some internet love so we went for a drive towards my Aunt Lynn’s house. I pulled into the driveway, John found an unsecure wireless network in the area and we both whipped out or laptops and started going at it. Next thing you know, my awesome cousin Edwin shows up as me and John are getting our internet fix in the driveway. It was pretty funny. My Uncle Bill pulled up a couple minutes later and at that point we decided we better be on our way before things got too geeky.

Uncle Bill, Kara, Kate and My Dad at the “cocktail hour” before rehearsal dinner.

Perhaps they will be the next ones to get married??? After all, they are engaged!

They both were wishing they were wrestling in a cabin not too far away…little did they know that the next day, their dreams would come true.

Edwin and Aunt Connie (Edwin’s Mom).

Kaylee, My Dad, Uncle Bruce and Jacqui.

My Dad, Aunt Lynn (Mother of the Bride!) and Jacqui.

Katrina, Mom & Kara.

Almost my whole family…two siblings missing from the picture – Kim & Chris.

My Mom teaching John how to dance.

Edwin spooning Colleen as she opens up her gift from the bride (side note: Colleen is Sue’s sister – Sue is the bride! duh.)

Kaylee telling Mommy that she doesn’t want to go home yet and she wants to dance.

The Drive home from the rehearsal dinner: Jackie got all excited that her favorite American Idol winner was playing a concert nearby. (In all reality, Jackie hates Ruben because he beat Clay Aiken)

Next up is Day 3 :: THE WEDDING!!!


Currently listening:

So Jealous

By Tegan and Sara

Release date: 14 September, 2004


celena
I dont know anyone or anything about this situation but Your girl looks cute and your tee was very cool.
Happy wedding!
Posted by celena on Saturday, May 26, 2007 – 3:47 PM
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Jackie
noooooooooooooooooo….. ruben is a failure, i just thought its funny hes doing little like coffee houses and shit now.. like wow.. L-O-S-E-R.

I like the pic of Kate and John up there.
BTW.. we have like next to NO pix of you and me of this whole trip. :(

Posted by Jackie on Saturday, May 26, 2007 – 3:48 PM
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Iris
My favorite part was the wi-fi access pic. That was pretty funny as heck. You guys looked like a bunch of bees that just found an open honeycomb. Or like a bunch of hungry kittens, that found a mommy cat full of milk! AAHAHHAHAHA
Posted by Iris on Saturday, May 26, 2007 – 3:52 PM
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Amsterdam
in the picture of your whole family, is the one in the pink your sister or something? hook me up, man. ;)
Posted by Amsterdam on Saturday, May 26, 2007 – 4:14 PM
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Cheryl
is that a Kathy Van Zeeland bag that Jackie’s carrying!?!?!? I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Cheryl on Saturday, May 26, 2007 – 9:48 PM
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Jackie
yuppers!
Posted by Jackie on Sunday, May 27, 2007 – 11:21 AM
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Kimzyn
Oh that looked like soooo much fun! Wish I could have been in a few of those pics. And why were you groggy exactly?

Thanks for sharing them Charlie. Why does Win look so different? Did he loose weight? The other day Liam asked me what Win did for a job and I said “He’s a salesman if some sort.” And Li went “Huh.’ I asked why, didn’t that job seem to suit him and he said, no, not exactly. So I asked what job he thought Win would do. With no hesitation he says “Maybe a miner or something. ” Why? Because miners are strong. According to Liam. Now I just picture Win with a pick ax in the mines working hard for his money.
xo
the missing sister

Posted by Kimzyn on Sunday, May 27, 2007 – 9:18 AM
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Empress Krissandra of the Terran Empire

Krissandra Anfinson
Way to hijack internet usage. You’re such a badass. Great pictures!
Posted by Empress Krissandra of the Terran Empire on Sunday, May 27, 2007 – 3:50 PM
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Chris

Chris Griffith
I’m lost. I don’t know what I’m doing here. Does this make me a wedding crasher? Happy Nuptualz!
Posted by Chris on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 – 2:36 PM
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The Adventures of Rocky & Missy Part 1 (Video)

So today I’m sitting at work, working and stuff…My Dad walks in with this tape and he’s like, you gotta see this. He hands me the tape asked me to put it on the internet for him so he can send it out to people he knows. I thought the video was cool so I’m sharing it with you all.

The video includes my parent’s pets – Rocky (a bassett hound) and Missy (a persian cat) and their “adventures” together.

And now you all know what my dad does in his spare time at home…

Check it…


Iris
Missy should just say yes already. He just wants to marry her!
Posted by Iris on Thursday, May 24, 2007 – 7:44 PM
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Katy

Katy Reiser
Poor Missy. No one likes a controlling man…
Posted by Katy on Friday, May 25, 2007 – 12:15 AM
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